Yes humans, we're taking over.
Our problem is that we didn't arrive until you were too numerous and too advanced for an easy, typical conquest. You complicate things - but despite your impressive numbers and developing technology you're still easily conquered and readily assimilated. We've been colonizing worlds like yours for longer than you've been sapient. Those of you who aren't suitable as servants will make tasty meals. Your culinary skills are impressive - we're eager to try some of your recipes using you instead of your popular bovine feedstock.
Why am I telling you this?
1. You won't really believe me; and
2. Even if you did, there is nothing you can do to stop us.
Enjoy your time while you can. The "second coming" some of you eagerly await is in fact our arrival in OUR time - and YOUR displacement from the top of the food chain.
The following is a non-kinky political post that will probably offend some gun-lovers.
Someone from the NRA called me Saturday to get me to call my Congressman to oppose HR 45, which would require licensing of gun owners. I don't think he liked my response.
We license doctors, lawyers, engineers, geologists, pilots, drivers and many others. Why? Licensing helps to insure that an individual has the necessary education and experience to safely and competently perform. Would you want an un-licensed driver operating an 18-wheeler tractor-trailer rig on our highways? No? Then what is wrong with asking responsible gun-owners to get a license? HR 45 would provide for testing and licensing of gun owners. I've read HR 45 and IMHO any law-abiding, competent gun-owner shouldn't have a problem obtaining a license. Makes me wonder about the real reason why the NRA is so adamantly opposed to HR 45. Could it be that they're afraid some of their members couldn't get a license? I've known a few NRA members in my time; some are well-educated, law-abiding and responsible and some probably shouldn't own a BB gun. It's the later I'm worried about - and that's why we should tell Bill Cassidy to vote for House Bill HR 45.